Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Wilhelmina
strangled
a taxi driver
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Rawtenstall
Great Torrington
Midsomer Norton
Seaham
Broseley
Totton and Eling
Wigan
Sawbridgeworth
Mossley
Telford
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.