Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Wilhelmina karate-chopped a soldier in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Telford Bury St Edmunds Wokingham Chipping Campden Loughborough Weymouth Thaxted Darlington Surbiton Burntwood

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.