Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Victoria roundhouse kicked a policeman in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Wellingborough Attleborough Burntwood Upton-upon-Severn Settle Brackley Swanley Basingstoke Burgess Hill Stanley

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.