Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Trisha
head-butted
an Emirati
spy
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Redruth
Liskeard
Sutton
Rothwell
Aldershot
Tipton
Sandwich
Barrow-in-Furness
Carterton
Slough
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.