Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Trisha head-butted a Swazi spy in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Buckfastleigh Bridport Huddersfield Alford Wilmslow Melton Mowbray Wotton-under-Edge Grange-over-Sands Thorne Ashby Woulds

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.