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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Sybil
throat-punched
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a woman
a farmer
a policeman
a bus driver
a milkman
a student
a dentist
a sailor
a soldier
a shepherd
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