Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Lillian scissor-kicked a tramp in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Middlewich Winsford Stalybridge Bracknell Olney Midsomer Norton Ottery St Mary Rawtenstall Oakham South Shields

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.