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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Lillian
scissor-kicked
a milkman
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Bishop's Stortford
Castle Cary
Bordon
Hedon
Watford
Spilsby
Faringdon
St Just-in-Penwith
Braunstone Town
Hatfield
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