Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Kitty karate-chopped a policewoman in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Letchworth Garden City Tenterden Barton-upon-Humber Stafford Hatfield Southminster Farnham Holbeach Howden South Woodham Ferrers

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.