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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Jemima
kicked
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a sailor
a doctor
a tramp
a surgeon
a pilot
a student
a farmer
a TV personality
a policeman
a spy
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