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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Imogen
scissor-kicked
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a doctor
a tramp
a bus driver
a dentist
a man
a student
a farmer
a surgeon
a train driver
a policeman
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