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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Imogen
slapped
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a woman
a milkman
a policeman
a tramp
a doctor
a train driver
a surgeon
a farmer
a shepherd
a spy
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