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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Imogen
throat-punched
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a policewoman
a sailor
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a train driver
a taxi driver
a milkman
a ticket inspector
a man
a policeman
a dentist
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