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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Hortense
scissor-kicked
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a tramp
a sailor
a shepherd
a doctor
a student
a child
a policewoman
a milkman
a soldier
a TV personality
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