Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Gwendolyn nutcracker choked a policeman in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Bacup Hatfield Broadstairs and St Peter's Horwich Okehampton Berkhamsted Dinnington St John's Tenterden Ashington Eton

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.