Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Elsa head-butted a taxi driver in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Oswestry Crowle Epsom and Ewell Burnham-on-Crouch Darlington Westhoughton Romsey Cricklade Southwold Godmanchester

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.