Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Delilah head-butted a Liechtenstein citizen spy in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Newhaven Skelton-in-Cleveland Spennymoor Darlington St Ives Wadebridge Wilmslow Wincanton Bawtry Great Torrington

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.