Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Delilah
throat-punched
a student
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Wetherby
Orpington
Wembley
Prudhoe
Pickering
Blackrod
Havant
Wickwar
Sedgefield
Croydon
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.