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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Darla
slapped
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a surgeon
a ticket inspector
a soldier
a policewoman
a policeman
a tramp
a dentist
a pilot
a doctor
a woman
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