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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
throat-punched
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
a shepherd
a ticket inspector
a student
a pilot
a tramp
a train driver
a farmer
a woman
a milkman
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