Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Bridget
strangled
a dentist
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Kesgrave
Darwen
Saffron Walden
Belper
Boston
Langport
Warwick
Wellingborough
Northampton
Charlbury
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.