Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Bridget strangled a policewoman in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Harrogate Dunwich Royal Tunbridge Wells Garstang Burford Selby Hastings Shipston-on-Stour Leominster Brading

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.