Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Bridget
head-butted
a sailor
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
St Ives
Sturminster Newton
Erith
Stamford
Tenbury Wells
Nuneaton
Tynemouth
Bruton
Bodmin
Halesowen
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.