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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Bridget
bit
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a woman
a farmer
a ticket inspector
a spy
a tramp
a dentist
a policewoman
a soldier
a pilot
a train driver
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