Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Bridget
nutcracker choked
a Vatican citizen
spy
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Staveley
Hertford
Dorking
Hitchin
Leyland
Margate
Bolsover
Prescot
Mitcham
Mildenhall
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.