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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Betsy
strangled
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a farmer
a soldier
a TV personality
a milkman
a man
a taxi driver
a tramp
a child
a student
a policewoman
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