Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Betsy
nutcracker choked
a Surinamese
spy
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Downham Market
Rothwell
Brentford
Yate
Wirksworth
Reading
Sedgefield
Swaffham
Banbury
Aspatria
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.