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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Betsy
nutcracker choked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a policeman
a soldier
a dentist
a spy
a shepherd
a bus driver
a milkman
a man
a ticket inspector
a tramp
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