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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Gertrude
punched
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi driver
a milkman
a train driver
a doctor
a surgeon
a child
a policewoman
a dentist
a woman
a ticket inspector
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