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Kung-fu fighting
My
aunt
Elizabeth
nutcracker choked
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a farmer
a shepherd
a surgeon
a policewoman
a woman
a sailor
a student
a milkman
a train driver
a spy
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