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Kung-fu fighting
My
aunt
Carol
slapped
a Djiboutian
spy
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Wragby
Lyme Regis
Hartlepool
Canvey Island
Kimberley
Loftus
Leominster
Skelmersdale
Amble
Ashton-under-Lyne
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