Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My aunt Betty throat-punched a policeman in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Peacehaven Cleator Moor Howden Adlington Tewkesbury Bishop Auckland Thorpe St Andrew Dewsbury Dursley Kidderminster

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.