Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
aunt
Wilhelmina
nutcracker choked
a bus driver
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Amble
Hetton
Colne
Wolsingham
Redhill
Bingley
Shoreham-by-Sea
Cheshunt
Dorking
St Helens
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.