Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My aunt Trudy strangled a policeman in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Peacehaven Wigton Stocksbridge Bushey Oswestry Royal Leamington Spa Bradford-on-Avon Ventnor Midsomer Norton Lytham St Annes

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.