Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My aunt Trudy nutcracker choked a Cameroonian spy in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Shifnal Fazeley Chester-le-Street Washington Nailsworth Batley Somerton Newcastle-under-Lyme St Mary Cray Ilkley

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.