Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
aunt
Sybil
nutcracker choked
a Turks and Caicos Islander
spy
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
St Ives
Hastings
Nantwich
Cleckheaton
Kingston-upon-Thames
Woking
Bexley
Mablethorpe and Sutton
Featherstone
Wickham
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.