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Kung-fu fighting
My
aunt
Jemima
scissor-kicked
a Tuvaluan
spy
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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Rushden
Cramlington
Cleator Moor
Sprowston
Basingstoke
Maryport
Ilkeston
Kimberley
Ealing
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