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Kung-fu fighting
My
aunt
Hortense
nutcracker choked
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a farmer
a TV personality
a dentist
a sailor
a doctor
a spy
a bus driver
a man
a milkman
a child
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