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Kung-fu fighting
My
aunt
Hortense
nutcracker choked
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a policeman
a farmer
a spy
a ticket inspector
a pilot
a dentist
a TV personality
a milkman
a woman
a doctor
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