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Kung-fu fighting
My
aunt
Hortense
throat-punched
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pilot
a surgeon
a ticket inspector
a man
a doctor
a farmer
a tramp
a soldier
a spy
a taxi driver
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