Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
aunt
Fannie
strangled
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a woman
a milkman
a doctor
a man
a tramp
a policeman
a pilot
a child
a bus driver
a taxi driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.