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Kung-fu fighting
My
aunt
Fannie
nutcracker choked
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a policewoman
a policeman
a woman
a tramp
a student
a doctor
a surgeon
a sailor
a ticket inspector
a spy
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