Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My aunt Delilah karate-chopped an Austrian spy in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Abingdon-on-Thames Braunstone Town Bicester Petersfield Newbury Ivybridge Sandwich Alnwick East Grinstead Horsforth

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.