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Kung-fu fighting
My
aunt
Delilah
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
kneed
Vulcan death-gripped
nutcracker choked
strangled
roundhouse kicked
bit
head-butted
karate-chopped
kicked
throat-punched
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