Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My aunt Bridget Vulcan death-gripped a taxi driver in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Caistor Stockport Chesterfield Walton-on-Thames Tenterden Mildenhall Stevenage East Grinstead Northfleet Shipston-on-Stour

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.