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Bad trip
My
daughter
tripped over
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start another snivelling excuse
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a refrigerator
a priceless vase
a gallon of soy sauce
a gold ingot
a watermelon
a computer
a car tyre
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
an anvil
a television
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