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Bad trip
My
daughter
tripped over
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start another snivelling excuse
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a gold ingot
a piano
a sofa
an anvil
a small child
a gallon of soy sauce
a barrel
a refrigerator
a bicycle
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
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