Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My grandfather tripped over …

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a barrel a photocopier a gold ingot a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a car tyre a priceless vase a watermelon a sofa a bicycle a gallon of soy sauce

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