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Bad trip
My
grandfather
tripped over
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a barrel
a bowling ball
a computer
a watermelon
a priceless vase
a television
a sofa
a small child
a car tyre
a gallon of soy sauce
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