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Bad trip
My
sister
tripped over
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a bowling ball
a television
a gold ingot
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
a barrel
an anvil
a car tyre
a photocopier
a refrigerator
a priceless vase
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Dan
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