Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My mother-in-law tripped over …

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a refrigerator a priceless vase a bowling ball a piano a gold ingot a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a computer a gallon of soy sauce a sofa a photocopier

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