Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Dorothy tripped over …

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a gallon of soy sauce a refrigerator an anvil a priceless vase a watermelon a car tyre a barrel a television a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a computer

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