Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Dorothy tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a sofa a gold ingot a small child a priceless vase a bicycle a bowling ball a photocopier a car tyre a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a piano

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