Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Dorothy tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bicycle a sofa a piano a refrigerator a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gold ingot a gallon of soy sauce an anvil a photocopier a barrel

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