Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Doris tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a piano a barrel an anvil a gold ingot a car tyre a small child a sofa a priceless vase a photocopier a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes

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